What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:22
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
The closer a volcano is to erupting, the greener the trees around it look from space - Live Science
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.